Saturday TV

The Whole Ten Yards Jimmy, a former hit man, is enjoying his retirement with his wife until their old neighbor shows up seeking help for his wife who has been kidnapped by the Hungarian Mafia. To make matters worse, their leader is a childhood enemy of Jimmy’s. Crime comedy starring Bruce Willis, Matthew Perry, Amanda Peet and Kevin Pollak. LAST LIFE IN THE UNIVERSE Opposites do more than attract; sometimes they can save each other’s lives. An obsessive-compulsive librarian living in Bangkok is considering suicide until a very slobby, but also lonely, woman enters his life. Thai drama directed by Pen-Ek Ratanaruang, starring Tadanobu Asano and Sinitta Boonyasak. (ET1, 24.00)